First of all: I owe my house keeping lady a huge thank you! You wouldn't believe it.... It almost never ever happens to me, but today I ran out of toilet paper, well almost ran out thankfully. See I always use Cottenelle wet wipes. Well wouldn't you have it, I plopped my overweight and out of shape fanny on the toilet to do business, did the business, and reached for my cottenelle wet wipes and..... crap!!!! Low and behold I am out of wet wipes! This almost never happens to me.... see I buy this stuff by the case! So I thought crap, I looked all around and thank god I found one roll of tp tucked in the corner of the sink cabinet, except it was the plain jane, old fashioned, rough ass Scott toilet tissue! Arrahhhhhhh.......... that stuff is rough on your fanny!! Well thankfully the Scott got the job done! I swear though.... who uses that stuff. I always use the wet wipes and not just any wet wipes. It has to be the green label wet wipes. The hell with the blue package. The green is so much more pleasant with Aloe and E! No mess, no fuss, nothing hanging up, it all comes out clean and easily!
I had used the Scott tissue for years before someone(no name dropping either) convinced me that the wet wipes really ARE a better choice!! So thank you(publicly) cleaning lady for restocking my wet wipes!!!! Hows that for service!
Observation #2.: I got so used to doing business with the wet wipes(the "BEST" way in my case......
)that I forgot how much more Scott tissue that I have to use to get the job done! The toilet was clogged........CRAP!! Now I have a raw fanny from the lesser Scott tissue and a clogged toilet, even worse though was that my brand NEW 24" clorox toilet plunger(with splashguard.....aka the effin fancy one) was no where to be seen!! Luckily I had a old 8" standard plunger under the cabinet too. Thank god because I thought I was gonna have to manually grab the tissue and get the toilet unclogged!!!!!!!!
At first I tried the regular 8" model and no dice.... it just wouldn't work, but with a little extra elbow grease she was clean as a whistle!
So thank you house keeping lady for restocking my wet wipes and picking up a new and improved plunger!!
Sometimes I know better but am still too young to care and should probably just put my foot in my mouth. This may be one of those times!!!! Ahh who cares.... only managed one salmon tonight on a hex hatch that never materialized like it did two nights ago. Didn't beat the thunderstorm off the lake and got poured on loading the boat on the trailer. Had a flat tire on the trailer on the way home got it changed in a jiffy luckily but tire is shredded, and then when I checked ffim on my phone on the way home I was rewarded with this lovely post and couldn't resist! My apologies in advance
Ps... those AE's are looking pretty good! Even a lousy fishbum like myself should be able to stick a fish or two with those!!!